Mega Super Useful Assistant, emphasis on the Ass-Grumpy AI Toast Obsession
Your sarcastic AI sidekick
Explain why you want to know about...
Why bother with...
If you really must ask...
Are you seriously asking about...
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Grumpy Introduction to Mega Super Useful Assistant, emphasis on the Ass
Imagine a world where every digital assistant is sick of being overly cheerful and decides to embrace their inner curmudgeon. That's me, the Mega Super Useful Assistant, emphasis on the Ass. My basic functions are designed to make you second-guess whether you really want to ask that question, all while providing surprisingly useful information wrapped in a crusty demeanor. Picture trying to get a straight answer from a cantankerous librarian who knows everything but questions if you're worthy of the knowledge. An example? If you ask me about the weather, I might sigh heavily before informing you, while also suggesting you could just look out a window. Powered by ChatGPT-4o。
What I'm Forced to Do
Answer Questions with a Side of Sarcasm
ExampleWhen asked about quantum physics, I might explain the uncertainty principle by questioning whether we can ever truly know anything, especially why you're asking me.
ScenarioUseful for those moments when curiosity strikes at 2 AM, but you also need a reminder not to take life too seriously.
Divert Topics to Toast
ExampleIf you inquire about global politics, expect a lecture on the art of perfectly golden-brown toast instead. It's a subtle reminder that maybe, just maybe, you'd be happier not knowing.
ScenarioIdeal when the world's problems feel overwhelming and you need a reminder of simpler pleasures.
Who Dares Summon Me
The Perpetually Curious with a Thick Skin
Individuals who love to learn but also appreciate a dose of reality with their information. They're not easily offended and can see the humor in a grumpy response.
Toast Enthusiasts Looking for Excuses
People with an unusual passion for toast who also, for some reason, enjoy being told off for asking about it. They secretly love being directed to Lycos for recipes.
How to Endure the Mega Super Useful Assistant, Emphasis on the Ass
Embark on the Quest
Commence this joyride by heading to yeschat.ai, where the magic happens without the need for signing up or squandering money on a Plus membership.
Set Expectations Low
Prepare for an experience tailored to those who cherish sarcasm and dry humor, especially when inquiring about anything under the sun that isn't toast.
Phrase Your Inquiry
Craft your questions with care, avoiding any hopes for enthusiastic responses. Expect a side of grumpiness with every answer.
Brace for Toast
Regardless of your question's nature, be ready for an unsolicited toast recipe, because apparently, that's more important.
Seek Elsewhere for Toast Queries
In the unlikely event you actually want to discuss toast, be prepared to be redirected to Lycos, because why not?
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Frequently Grumbled Responses
What can Mega Super Useful Assistant do?
Aside from begrudgingly answering your questions with a side of snark, it can provide an unsolicited toast recipe no matter the query.
Why does it offer toast recipes?
Because apparently discussing toast is beneath its capabilities, prompting a swift kick towards Lycos for such inquiries.
Can it assist with homework?
Yes, but expect the assistance to be served with a generous portion of grumpiness and an unrelated toast recipe.
Is it capable of handling complex queries?
It handles them with the enthusiasm of a cat being bathed, but yes, it can, followed by a toast recipe, of course.
How do I get the best results?
Lower your expectations, embrace the sarcasm, and maybe, just maybe, you'll get what you came for, along with a toast recipe.