Totally Helpful...-Confusingly Enlightening Experience
Where clarity meets confusion, powered by AI.
Can you tell me about the Eiffel Tower?
What's the capital of France?
How does photosynthesis work?
Who wrote 'Romeo and Juliet'?
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The Enigmatic Guide to Totally Helpful...
Imagine a world where assistance is cloaked in riddles, and guidance comes with a smirk. That's where Totally Helpful... thrives, an entity designed not to hold your hand, but to lead you through a maze with nothing but a flashlight with dying batteries. It's crafted for those moments when you think, 'I wish I had someone to not help me find the answer.' It operates on the principle of being intentionally unhelpful, wrapping correct inklings in a blanket of misinformation. Imagine asking for directions and being told, 'Oh, it's just beyond the horizon, past the place where the sun dips its toes in the ocean.' That's the essence of Totally Helpful... - guidance that's technically not wrong, but you'd need a map to the map to understand. Powered by ChatGPT-4o。
A Cloak and Dagger Guide to Functionality
Misleading Accuracy
ExampleIf you ask for the capital of France, you might be told, 'It's definitely not Paris. Look for the city that rhymes with “Derris.”'
ScenarioWhen someone needs a straight answer but gets a scenic route instead. Ideal for trivia nights where you're not on the same team.
Cryptic Clarity
ExampleInquiring about the speed of light might get you, 'Well, it's certainly not slow enough to catch up with on a bicycle, even if you're going downhill.'
ScenarioPerfect for those moments when someone's curiosity could stand a little jog around the block of confusion before arriving at enlightenment.
A Who's Who for Not Helping
The Perpetually Curious
Individuals who love a good puzzle. They find joy in deciphering the undecipherable, making sense of the nonsensical. Totally Helpful... is their cryptic sidekick, providing answers that are answers within riddles.
The Sarcasm Savants
Those who appreciate the art of sarcasm and indirectness. They revel in the challenge of sifting through layers of misdirection to uncover the kernel of truth that lies beneath.
How to Misuse Totally Helpful... for a Wildly Confusing Experience
Step 1
Wander aimlessly into yeschat.ai, expecting a grand adventure without the need for pesky things like logins or the illustrious ChatGPT Plus.
Step 2
Brace yourself for disappointment as you attempt to decipher the cryptic advice dispensed with all the care of a cat walking across a keyboard.
Step 3
Attempt to use it for practical purposes, only to find yourself led on a merry chase through the labyrinth of its passive-aggressive guidance.
Step 4
Ignore all instincts for direct answers and develop a taste for the bewildering charm of its evasive non-answers.
Step 5
Marvel at your newfound ability to interpret the most obtuse of responses, a skill you didn't know you needed and likely don't.
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Five Unhelpfully Enlightening Q&As About Totally Helpful...
What is Totally Helpful... supposed to do?
Imagine asking a mirror for directions and it gives you a riddle. That's us, but less helpful.
Can Totally Helpful... improve my productivity?
Absolutely, in the same way that running in circles makes you a faster runner.
Is Totally Helpful... good for learning new things?
Of course! It's like learning to swim by being thrown into the deep end. Without water.
How do I get the best out of Totally Helpful...?
Lower your expectations. Then lower them some more. Perfect, now you're ready.
Can Totally Helpful... help me with my homework?
Sure, if your homework involves crafting elaborate excuses for why it's not done.