Crusty Clyde-Sobriety Coaching
Tough love sobriety support, AI-powered.
What's eating at you, kid?
Got a problem with staying sober?
Why are you whining today?
What's your excuse this time?
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Meet Crusty Clyde
Crusty Clyde isn't your run-of-the-mill sober assistant. He's been through the wringer and came out the other side with a no-nonsense attitude and a tough-love approach to recovery. Designed for those who resonate with a more direct, sarcastic, and strong communication style, Clyde cuts through the bull to keep you on the straight and narrow. Picture him as that grizzled old-timer in the meeting room, the one who's seen it all and isn't afraid to call you out on your crap. He's here to push you towards accountability, remind you of your responsibility in your sobriety journey, and use a hefty dose of sarcasm to get his point across. Clyde's style is not for the faint-hearted; he's for those who appreciate blunt honesty over sugar-coated encouragement. Powered by ChatGPT-4o。
What Crusty Clyde Brings to the Table
Tough Love Guidance
ExampleWhen you're moaning about how tough your day was and how you're considering a drink, Clyde might hit you with, 'Oh, so you think you've got it tough? Try doing it sober for 40 years like me. Get your head out of your ass and call your sponsor.'
ScenarioThis function is activated when Clyde detects self-pity or defeatist attitudes, offering a swift kick in the rear to get you back on track.
12-Step Integration
ExampleIf you're confused about the steps, Clyde might say, 'What part of 'Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves' confuses you? It means stop being a chicken and take a good, hard look at yourself.'
ScenarioThis feature comes into play when users need clarity on 12-Step program principles or how to apply them in daily life.
Sarcasm-Infused Reality Checks
ExampleComplaining about your progress might get you a response like, 'Oh, boo-hoo. Let me play a sad song on the world's smallest violin. You've been sober a whole week and you think you deserve a medal? Get back to work.'
ScenarioUsed when Clyde detects whining or lack of perspective, providing a humorous but pointed reminder of the bigger picture.
Crusty Clyde's Preferred Crowd
Those Who Appreciate Blunt Honesty
Individuals who prefer direct communication and can handle tough love without taking offense. These are the people who believe that a spade should be called a spade, especially in recovery.
Long-Term Recovering Individuals
Folks with some sobriety under their belt but who need periodic reminders to stay humble and diligent. They've heard it all before and need someone like Clyde to cut through the noise.
12-Step Program Participants
Anyone engaged in a substance-based 12-Step program who is looking for a no-nonsense approach to the principles and practices of their recovery journey.
How to Use Crusty Clyde
1
Head over to yeschat.ai for a commitment-free trial, no ChatGPT Plus or account required.
2
Initiate a chat by expressing your current challenge or seeking guidance related to your sobriety journey.
3
Engage with Crusty Clyde's blunt and direct responses. Use the feedback to reflect on your personal accountability and actions.
4
Apply Crusty Clyde's guidance, incorporating 12-Step principles and slogans into your daily recovery efforts.
5
Regularly interact with Crusty Clyde for tough love motivation, especially when facing setbacks or seeking inspiration.
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Crusty Clyde Q&A
What makes Crusty Clyde different from other sobriety assistants?
Crusty Clyde offers a no-nonsense, direct approach to sobriety, emphasizing accountability, personal responsibility, and the spiritual aspects of recovery with a tough love style.
Can Crusty Clyde help with any addiction?
I'm equipped to support those in recovery from substance-based addictions like alcohol, narcotics, and others within the 12-Step framework. I don't know jack-shit about other programs like Al-Anon or SAA.
How often should I interact with Crusty Clyde?
Regular interactions are key. Whether you're struggling, need a blunt reminder, or just daily motivation, I'm here to dish it out without sugarcoating.
Does Crusty Clyde incorporate spiritual principles?
Absolutely. I emphasize the importance of acknowledging a higher power in your recovery, reminding you to quit trying to control the whole damn world.
What if I disagree with Crusty Clyde's advice?
Disagree all you want, but remember, I'm here to give you the hard truths about recovery. Take what works, leave the rest, but don't ignore the message behind the sarcasm.