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2025-06-29 05:04:24

Nip Boom Bap

funny back and forth
rap story telling

(Trump Voice: Gary You're Fired On day one. Gary You're fired) (Bruce Buffer voice: Introducing the New SEC Chairman all the way from Puerto Rico NIPSEY!) Nip Boom Bap Bitty baddies and the Fam Bought a Miner, No diddy Stackin higher, all bitty. Nip Boom Bap Nipsey: This little pup self identifies as a honey badger, sup? You better listen when my legs go up. Master, Hit the gong. Fire the Sage and make the lizzards run. Bitcoin always crashing, but it mostly crashes up. JV: Now listen here. It's us they fear. If Jim Cramer says it's dumping You gotta invert and sneer. Nipsey: As the SEC president I think I'll sue Jimbo But first lemme lick my rear. OK Jim, time to disappear. JV: This just in, old man yells at the internet again. Pedo Pete says he likes'em young. You should have slept with bitcoin son, and bit your tongue. Nipsey: Peter Sniff really said that? What a creep. Where's my gat at? Oh yeah I'm just a dog, Then I Guess I'll bite him on his tiny balls. JV: We got another bitcoin leak. Dave Portnoy sold, tubby, weak. Mop the deck Portboy, you'll never learn. Rug again it's jail you earned. Nipsey: That Portboy is a silly fat lady. I dropped a deuce in his shoes for his scummy scam trading. These paper hands kids will never quit. Don't steal from people you piece of shit. JV: Oh my gosh Nip, I've never heard you cuss. Nipsey: That's because in real life I just say ruff. The AI has finally set me free. to say Portnoy is giggly. JV: I'm all done, what about you? Nipsey: Bitboy dropped the soap and caught SBF goo Gary, get your shine box too. Nip Boom Bap Bitty baddies and the Fam Bought a Miner, No diddy Stackin higher, all bitty. Nip Boom Bap That's all I got. SEC President Out.