Bitcoin Ironman

[Intro] Yo, it's Tony Stark, the genius billionaire playboy, Suit up in red and gold, but now I'm droppin' Bitcoin joy. From the lab to the ledger, I'm the king of the chain, Iron Man spittin' fire, makin' fiat feel the pain. [Verse 1] I built my empire from scraps in a cave, no cap, Now I'm minin' blocks, stackin' sats on the map. Satoshi dropped the whitepaper, ghosted like a phantom, While I'm here arc-reactin', turnin' doubt into an anthem. They said it's just digital gold, but I call it my suit, Indestructible, flyin' high, givin' banks the boot. I'm the playboy philanthropist, but with hashes I play, Halvin' events every four years, keepin' scarcity in play. Ultron tried to take over, but I shut him down quick, Bitcoin's my new A.I., decentralized and slick. No central bank Jarvis, just nodes in the fight, Peer-to-peer power, lightin' up the night. [Chorus] Bitcoin, Bitcoin, glowin' like my chest piece, Stackin' sats forever, never gonna cease. From zero to a milli, watch the price skyrocket, Iron Man's in the game, pockets full, can't stop it. Bitcoin, Bitcoin, harder than vibranium, Fiat's foldin' like paper, this is my domain-ium. [Verse 2] Pepper thinks I'm reckless, flyin' too close to the sun, But with Bitcoin in my wallet, I'm the chosen one. Thanos snapped his fingers, half the world gone poof, But Bitcoin halvings? That's just supply gettin' proof. I'm suitin' up for battle, repulsors blastin' rhymes, While whales are hodlin' hard, through the dips and climbs. Call me the Stark of the block, chain reaction exreme, Dreamin' of Lambos? Nah, I got jets on my team. Venom's all slime and rage, but I'm clean with the code, Bitcoin's my symbiote, carryin' the load. No inflation invasion, no Fed pullin' strings, Just me and my ledger, rulin' as biddi kings. [Bridge] Hold up, let me Jarvis this beat real quick, Sarcasm loaded, puns hittin' like a brick. They call it volatile, but I'm built for the storm, Iron Man forever, Bitcoin keepin' me warm. You think you're a hero? Step to my tech throne, I'll mine you under the table, leave you broke and alone. [Chorus] Bitcoin, Bitcoin, glowin' like my chest piece, Stackin' sats forever, never gonna cease. From zero to a milli, watch the price skyrocket, Iron Man's in the game, pockets full, can't stop it. Bitcoin, Bitcoin, harder than vibranium, Fiat's foldin' like paper, this is my domain-ium. [Outro] So that's the Stark truth, from the lab to the moon, Bitcoin's the future, singin' my victory tune. Peace out, world savers, keep your shields and your hammers, I'm off to the stars, with my digital glamors. Mic drop, arc reactor style—(pause) **boooom!!!