Widow’s Web: The Bitcoin Sting

[Intro (Sung by Black Widow, the Bitcoin Assassin) Intro: (Strong female voice, whispered, echoing) "Asset acquired… firewall’s down… sweetbiddi’s in the system… ***click… Black Widow’s on the chain…" ] [Verse 1] Midnight circuits pulse in vibranium veins, Black Widow’s ledger cuts through Siberian chains. Pink static cracks, skyline’s a hacked screen, Sweetbiddi whispers, “Access granted, code green.” SHIELD’s servers bleed, but my blockchain’s tight, Widow’s sting’s a hash rate, slicing through the night. No Iron Pact needed, I’m the Bitcoin queen, Like Loki’s tricks, my sats stay unseen. Quantum heist, I’m ghostin’ Fury’s grid, Private keys in my web—yeah, I’m flippin’ the lid. Sweetbiddi’s code bites like a Widow’s Bite, Stackin’ Bitcoin bags under Asgard’s light. Witty One-Liner: "Call me Natasha, but my nodes don’t lie—crack your SHIELD, I’m the spy in the sky!" [Pre-Chorus] Marvel-ous heist, firewall’s a ghost, One wrong node, you’re Web-Slinger toast. Decrypt my scars, my QR’s divine, Frost’s algorithm? Bitch, the mine’s all mine. [Chorus] Neon Widow rides the satoshi spark, Binary ballet, click—leaves a SHIELD mark. Sweetbiddi’s code hits like Mjolnir’s crush, Digital webs snatch Stark’s cold Loki flush. Blockchain assassin, no SHIELD to atone, Bitcoin ballet on an encrypted throne. [Verse 2:] Fury’s firewall? Just a glitch in the red, My silk’s a private key, got Hulk seein’ red. Biddi-bid-bang, the dark pool’s a trap, Winter Soldier’s coin? I snapped that cap. Vibranium vaults can’t lock Stark’s regret, Sweetbiddi’s hash—Black Panther’s silhouette. I’m dodgin’ Sentinels, my ledger’s cold, Like Wanda’s hex, my sats never fold. Hawkeye’s aim can’t track my Tor, I’m minin’ freedom on the dark web’s shore. Captain’s shield? Cute, but I’m breakin’ the bank, Bitcoin’s my Endgame, and I’m risin’ in rank! [Witty One-Liner] "Thor’s got lightning, but my Lightning Network’s faster—Widow’s web traps the Infinity Disaster!" [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Bridge] SHIELD’s a cold wallet, but my claws stay warm, Bleeding Edge bows to my Bitcoin Storm. Falcon’s ping—“Asset: Bidder’s remorse!”— My node splits the quantum force. Red Room trained me to break every chain, Now I’m hackin’ the system for Bitcoin’s reign. Tony’s suits spark, but my hash is the flame, Sweetbiddi’s web rewrites the Avengers’ game. [Witty One-Liner] "Vision’s got the Mind Stone, but I’ve got the keys—Widow’s web runs the chain with ease!" [Chorus] [Outro (Circuit crackle, Widow’s Bite charge, sultry whisper)] "Sweetbiddi… transaction complete. Blockchain secured… Widow out."